A funny interview

this is the 'greatest' interview i ever had in my life..

Time: 11am
Location: Melaka Raya
Company: Cxxxx (a well known brand in digital technology industry)

I do not know whether I was attending an interview for beauty contest selection or sales executive. It was so surprising that the interviewer extremely dislike my appearance & made a lot of critism.

hard to believe that she commented my clothing, shoes, nails.. almost from head to toe.

Clothing: she said interview MUST not only wear formal, but also LONG SLEEVES.
Indeed, maybe long sleeves look nicer/better. But such a hot weather, even short sleeves still acceptable, right?

She somemore told me during she was outstation to Muar, she bought a Cheongsam-Qi Pao. More, she even asked me the place, whether i know which shop is that. Shall I know this?
Honestly, that shop is exactly same with the one I bought my Qi Pao.. so unfortunate! dunno got langgar baju or not

Dress: must be FORMAL working dress, BLACK in color.
aiyo.. necessary to think what color is important? excuse me, I am not participate in TV program!

Nails: why your nail color only apply to either one hand but not both? u always go for manicure?
what the hell.. manicure or pedicure got your business meh?

Shoes: why u dont want wear high heel? A lady shall always wear high heel. Then i just replied i hurt my ankle & not good for me to wear high heel. She continued " I see, I thought why u wear long pants but don't want wear high heel.. It doesn't look good!"
OMG.. i wear a flat shoes, but i didn't help her sweeping floor.
I know she is tall doesn't mean she can hurt people in this way.

The most important thing what she told me " Make sure you wear in this way when we asked you to come second interview, because the person you are going to meet is our assistant director. You need a proper look."

proper look? Am I look ugly? or you wana tell me you got a good taste?

My previous Human Resource course taught me, as long as you don't have an extremely "over" appearance/presence when you attend the interview, is good to be let people feel comfortable for your outlook.

I just had my new hair look yesterday, with new color dyed.
I got my makeup with my new Lancome foundation & new Mascara. It made me look a better skin today. But she never comment my make up.

Maybe her short dress ONLY made her look pretty. I dont wish to comment her figure since you can imagine that her dress is at least a 4 inch above her knee & u can find an airport even she has a low cut.

Alright, i shall admit that i am not enough SEXY.
Also, i will not respect you as a professional even you got a high position and speak fluent english.
There were too many questions or topics which not related to the job, made me confused what exactly you want, but u claimed you are a communication master.
Haha, having jokes with me?